A red bird has been attacking the mirror on my car for months. He stands and gazes into the mirror and sees only himself. This guy pecks at his picture in a frantic attempt to convince his other self how great he is and all the while pooping all over my car. No matter how frantically he kisses the mirror his image keeps coming back and just will not leave.
His love for himself knows no bounds as he continues to visit the mirror for hours on end. And when he is not kissing himself on the glass he is off on a nearby structure singing his praises at the top of his lungs telling the world what a wonderful red bird he is.
Will all this self adulation convince the powers that be to elect Red Bird KING?
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